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My Dog Is The Reason I Get Up At 5 AM — Greeting Card
$7.99
My Dog Is The Reason I Get Up... At 5 AM
They said getting a dog would improve your routine. They didn't mention the routine would start at 5 AM with frantic barking at absolutely nothing. But those eyes... those stupid adorable eyes make it worth it.
Perfect for: Sleep-deprived dog owners, early-morning walk survivors, anyone whose alarm clock has a wet nose.
- Premium 5×7" card on thick cream cardstock
- Blank inside for sleepy confessions
- Matching envelope included
A WeirdDelights Original — Dark humor, kind heart.
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