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I'm not ignoring you. I'm just mentally preparing. -- Sticker
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I'm not ignoring you. I'm just mentally preparing.
Honesty: the best policy for disappointing people.
A brutally honest card for anyone who's ever needed to mentally rehearse existing. Perfect for the chronically overstimulated or professionally flaky.
A WeirdDelights Original — Dark humor, kind heart.
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