Happy Birthday! One Year Closer — Greeting Card
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Happy Birthday! One Year Closer — Greeting Card
$7.99
Happy Birthday! You're One Year Closer To... Well, You Know
The most honest birthday card in existence. Because after 30, every birthday is just a checkpoint on the journey to... let's just say "wisdom." Yeah. Wisdom. That's what we meant.
Perfect for: Birthdays after 25, people who stopped counting, anyone who appreciates brutal honesty with their cake.
- Premium 5×7" card on thick cream cardstock
- Blank inside for age-appropriate wisdom
- Matching envelope included
A WeirdDelights Original — Dark humor, kind heart.
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