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My Side Hustle Has a Side Hustle

My Side Hustle Has a Side Hustle -- Greeting Card

My Side Hustle Has a Side Hustle -- Greeting Card
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Congratulations on fooling everyone into thinking you have it together.

Congratulations on fooling everyone into thinking you have it together. -- Greeting Card

Congratulations on fooling everyone into thinking you have it together. -- Greeting Card
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Therapy Is Expensive. This Card Is $7.99.

Therapy Is Expensive. This Card Is $7.99. -- Greeting Card

Therapy Is Expensive. This Card Is $7.99. -- Greeting Card
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Your chakras are aligned. Your dread is not.

Your chakras are aligned. Your dread is not. -- Greeting Card

Your chakras are aligned. Your dread is not. -- Greeting Card
$7.99
My Side Hustle Has a Side Hustle

My Side Hustle Has a Side Hustle -- Greeting Card

My Side Hustle Has a Side Hustle -- Greeting Card
$7.99

Stickers

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My Side Hustle Has a Side Hustle

My Side Hustle Has a Side Hustle -- Sticker

My Side Hustle Has a Side Hustle -- Sticker
$4.99
Therapy Is Expensive. This Card Is $7.99.

Therapy Is Expensive. This Card Is $7.99. -- Sticker

Therapy Is Expensive. This Card Is $7.99. -- Sticker
$4.99
Your chakras are aligned. Your dread is not.

Your chakras are aligned. Your dread is not. -- Sticker

Your chakras are aligned. Your dread is not. -- Sticker
$4.99
I've Given You My WiFi Password

I've Given You My WiFi Password -- Sticker

I've Given You My WiFi Password -- Sticker
$4.99
My Side Hustle Has a Side Hustle

My Side Hustle Has a Side Hustle -- Sticker

My Side Hustle Has a Side Hustle -- Sticker
$4.99

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Therapy Is Expensive. This Card Is $7.99.

Therapy Is Expensive. This Card Is $7.99. -- Greeting Card

Therapy Is Expensive. This Card Is $7.99. -- Greeting Card
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Sorry for Your Loss. I Brought Casserole

Sorry for Your Loss. I Brought Casserole — Greeting Card

Sorry for Your Loss. I Brought Casserole — Greeting Card
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Let's Keep In Touch!

Let's Keep In Touch! — Ouija Board Card

Let's Keep In Touch! — Ouija Board Card
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It's Not Seasonal Depression, It's Just Me

It's Not Seasonal Depression, It's Just Me -- Greeting Card

It's Not Seasonal Depression, It's Just Me -- Greeting Card
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Happy Birthday! One Year Closer

Happy Birthday! One Year Closer — Greeting Card

Happy Birthday! One Year Closer — Greeting Card
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Congrats on Your Divorce!

Congrats on Your Divorce! — Greeting Card

Congrats on Your Divorce! — Greeting Card
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You're My Favorite Person To Complain With

You're My Favorite Person To Complain With — Greeting Card

You're My Favorite Person To Complain With — Greeting Card
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Your chakras are aligned. Your dread is not.

Your chakras are aligned. Your dread is not. -- Greeting Card

Your chakras are aligned. Your dread is not. -- Greeting Card
$7.99
Therapy Is Expensive. This Card Is $7.99.

Therapy Is Expensive. This Card Is $7.99. -- Greeting Card

Therapy Is Expensive. This Card Is $7.99. -- Greeting Card
$7.99

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My Side Hustle Has a Side Hustle

My Side Hustle Has a Side Hustle -- Sticker

My Side Hustle Has a Side Hustle -- Sticker
$4.99
My Side Hustle Has a Side Hustle

My Side Hustle Has a Side Hustle -- Greeting Card

My Side Hustle Has a Side Hustle -- Greeting Card
$7.99
Therapy Is Expensive. This Card Is $7.99.

Therapy Is Expensive. This Card Is $7.99. -- Sticker

Therapy Is Expensive. This Card Is $7.99. -- Sticker
$4.99
Congratulations on fooling everyone into thinking you have it together.

Congratulations on fooling everyone into thinking you have it together. -- Greeting Card

Congratulations on fooling everyone into thinking you have it together. -- Greeting Card
$7.99
My Side Hustle Has a Side Hustle

My Side Hustle Has a Side Hustle -- Sticker

My Side Hustle Has a Side Hustle -- Sticker
$4.99

Cards Hallmark Would Never Print

Life is messy, weird, and occasionally on fire. Your greeting cards should reflect that. We make cards and stickers for the moments that deserve honesty—not glitter and cursive.

Dark humor. Kind heart. Always punching up, never down.

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Therapy Is Expensive. This Card Is $7.99.
Reply All Was a Choice
You mentioned your cat. Photos are legally required.
I'm Not Antisocial, I'm Selectively Social
Happy Valentine's Day! I Tolerate You
My Side Hustle Has a Side Hustle
Therapy Is Expensive. This Card Is $7.99.

Dark & Delightful

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Therapy Is Expensive. This Card Is $7.99.

Therapy Is Expensive. This Card Is $7.99. -- Sticker

Therapy Is Expensive. This Card Is $7.99. -- Sticker
$4.99
Your chakras are aligned. Your dread is not.

Your chakras are aligned. Your dread is not. -- Sticker

Your chakras are aligned. Your dread is not. -- Sticker
$4.99
Therapy Is Expensive. This Card Is $7.99.

Therapy Is Expensive. This Card Is $7.99. -- Greeting Card

Therapy Is Expensive. This Card Is $7.99. -- Greeting Card
$7.99
Your chakras are aligned. Your dread is not.

Your chakras are aligned. Your dread is not. -- Greeting Card

Your chakras are aligned. Your dread is not. -- Greeting Card
$7.99
It's Not Seasonal Depression, It's Just Me

It's Not Seasonal Depression, It's Just Me -- Sticker

It's Not Seasonal Depression, It's Just Me -- Sticker
$4.99
It's Not Seasonal Depression, It's Just Me

It's Not Seasonal Depression, It's Just Me -- Greeting Card

It's Not Seasonal Depression, It's Just Me -- Greeting Card
$7.99
Reply All Was a Choice

Reply All Was a Choice -- Sticker

Reply All Was a Choice -- Sticker
$4.99
Mercury Is in Retrograde and So Am I

Mercury Is in Retrograde and So Am I -- Sticker

Mercury Is in Retrograde and So Am I -- Sticker
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Therapy Is Expensive. This Card Is $7.99.

Therapy Is Expensive. This Card Is $7.99. -- Sticker

Therapy Is Expensive. This Card Is $7.99. -- Sticker
$4.99