Thanks for Pretending to Like My Cooking — Greeting Card

Thanks for Pretending to Like My Cooking

You saw them force that smile. You watched them chew through your "experimental" pasta. And they came back. That's not a friend — that's a saint. This card is for thanking the brave souls who eat your food without calling poison control.

Perfect for: Aspiring chefs, dinner party hosts, anyone whose smoke detector doubles as a cooking timer.

• Premium 5×7" card on thick cream cardstock
• Blank inside for recipe apologies
• Matching envelope included

A WeirdDelights Original — Dark humor, kind heart.