Retirement: Every Day is Saturday — Greeting Card
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Retirement: Every Day is Saturday — Greeting Card
$7.99
Retirement: Where Every Day is Saturday Until You Die
The most honest retirement card ever printed. No more Monday meetings, no more Friday countdowns — just an eternal weekend stretching into the beautiful void. Congratulations, you've escaped the machine.
Perfect for: Retirees, people counting down to retirement, anyone who hates Mondays.
- Premium 5×7" card on thick cream cardstock
- Blank inside for existential well-wishes
- Matching envelope included
A WeirdDelights Original — Dark humor, kind heart.
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