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Your chakras are aligned. Your dread is not. -- Sticker

I've Given You My WiFi Password -- Sticker

Congratulations on fooling everyone into thinking you have it together. -- Sticker

You mentioned your cat. Photos are legally required. -- Sticker

My Dog's Behavior at the Dog Park Reflects Directly on Me as a Person -- Sticker

It's Not Seasonal Depression, It's Just Me -- Sticker

My Plants Are Thriving. I Am Not. -- Sticker

Reply All Was a Choice -- Sticker

Mercury Is in Retrograde and So Am I -- Sticker

Congratulations on Your Tiny Human -- Sticker

Canada's new stamp just arrived and it's already apologizing -- Sticker

My Sourdough Starter Has More Culture Than I Do -- Sticker

Happy Birthday to Someone Who Exceeded Expectations -- Sticker

She ordered a ladder. Corporate sent their regards. -- Sticker

Nothing says 'I love you' like a heart-shaped steak. -- Sticker

Baby on Board: I've installed a moat and armed guards. -- Sticker

When figure skaters pause mid-routine, they're basically saying something -- Sticker

My Swedish drying cabinet judges my dishes harder than my mother -- Sticker

I'm not ignoring you, I'm just mentally preparing for human interaction -- Sticker

Real love is a partner who remembers where you put things. -- Sticker

I'm not lazy, I'm just conserving energy for things that matter. -- Sticker

I'm not ignoring you, I'm just practicing my disappearing act -- Sticker