{"title":"Dark \u0026 Delightful","description":"\u003cp\u003eThe darkest corner of our already-dark store. Existential dread meets greeting card design. Not for the faint of heart, but perfect for the faint of hope.\u003c\/p\u003e","products":[{"product_id":"this-meeting-could-have-been-an-email-greeting-card","title":"This Meeting Could Have Been an Email — Greeting Card","description":"\u003cdiv class=\"wd-product\"\u003e\n\u003ch2\u003eThis Meeting Could Have Been an Email\u003c\/h2\u003e\n\u003cp class=\"tagline\"\u003e\u003cem\u003eFor everyone slowly dying in Zoom calls\u003c\/em\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eA darkly relatable greeting card for anyone who's suffered through a pointless meeting. Perfect for coworkers, remote workers, and anyone who's ever wondered why they were invited. Includes tiny skull icon for maximum office angst.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp class=\"brand\"\u003eA WeirdDelights Original — Dark humor, kind heart.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003c\/div\u003e","brand":"WeirdDelights","offers":[{"title":"Default Title","offer_id":51157220622634,"sku":"WD-CARD-MEETING01","price":7.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0983\/4761\/4506\/files\/6e23571a-a299-4770-bdb2-6dd358a660b9.png?v=1771292011"},{"product_id":"lets-keep-in-touch-ouija-board-card","title":"Let's Keep In Touch! — Ouija Board Card","description":"\u003cdiv class=\"wd-product\"\u003e\n\u003ch2\u003eLet's Keep In Touch!\u003c\/h2\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eFor when \"I'll text you\" feels too committal and a séance feels just right. This greeting card features a beautifully illustrated Ouija board with the message \"Let's Keep In Touch!\" — because some friendships transcend the mortal plane.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003ePerfect for:\u003c\/strong\u003e Long-distance friends, goths with a sense of humor, anyone who believes in spirits (or at least spirit fingers).\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cul\u003e\n\u003cli\u003ePremium 5×7\" card on thick cream cardstock\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eBlank inside for your own otherworldly message\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eMatching envelope included\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003c\/ul\u003e\n\u003cp class=\"brand\"\u003e\u003cem\u003eA WeirdDelights Original — Dark humor, kind heart.\u003c\/em\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003c\/div\u003e","brand":"WeirdDelights","offers":[{"title":"Default Title","offer_id":51157264695594,"sku":"WD-CARD-OUIJA","price":7.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0983\/4761\/4506\/files\/c0946ae4-b758-4987-981e-d0da0aef9973.png?v=1771284623"},{"product_id":"congrats-on-your-divorce-greeting-card","title":"Congrats on Your Divorce! — Greeting Card","description":"\u003cdiv class=\"wd-product\"\u003e\n\u003ch2\u003eCongrats on Your Divorce! The First One's Always the Hardest\u003c\/h2\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eFinally, a card for the occasion Hallmark forgot. Because sometimes \"congratulations\" is absolutely the right sentiment. Freedom tastes like champagne and updated Netflix passwords.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003ePerfect for:\u003c\/strong\u003e The newly single, people celebrating their friends' liberation, divorce parties.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cul\u003e\n\u003cli\u003ePremium 5×7\" card on thick cream cardstock\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eBlank inside for celebratory messages\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eMatching envelope included\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003c\/ul\u003e\n\u003cp class=\"brand\"\u003e\u003cem\u003eA WeirdDelights Original — Dark humor, kind heart.\u003c\/em\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003c\/div\u003e","brand":"WeirdDelights","offers":[{"title":"Default Title","offer_id":51157264826666,"sku":"WD-CARD-DIVORCE","price":7.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0983\/4761\/4506\/files\/0664c553-59d3-4787-95b4-2a86d12d0afc.png?v=1771285567"},{"product_id":"sorry-for-your-loss-i-brought-casserole-greeting-card","title":"Sorry for Your Loss. I Brought Casserole — Greeting Card","description":"\u003cdiv class=\"wd-product\"\u003e\n\u003ch2\u003eSorry for Your Loss. I Brought Casserole and Dark Humor\u003c\/h2\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eBecause grief is complicated and casserole is not. This card says what your heart wants to say: \"I don't know what to do, so I cooked something.\" Sometimes the best comfort comes with a side of dark humor and a foil-covered dish.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003ePerfect for:\u003c\/strong\u003e When you want to be there but don't know what to say.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cul\u003e\n\u003cli\u003ePremium 5×7\" card on thick cream cardstock\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eBlank inside for heartfelt awkwardness\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eMatching envelope included\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003c\/ul\u003e\n\u003cp class=\"brand\"\u003e\u003cem\u003eA WeirdDelights Original — Dark humor, kind heart.\u003c\/em\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003c\/div\u003e","brand":"WeirdDelights","offers":[{"title":"Default Title","offer_id":51157265449258,"sku":"WD-CARD-CASSEROLE","price":7.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0983\/4761\/4506\/files\/58feec35-21b9-44bc-bd3a-f3a70c4e5d40.png?v=1771323499"},{"product_id":"retirement-every-day-is-saturday-greeting-card","title":"Retirement: Every Day is Saturday — Greeting Card","description":"\u003cdiv class=\"wd-product\"\u003e\n\u003ch2\u003eRetirement: Where Every Day is Saturday Until You Die\u003c\/h2\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eThe most honest retirement card ever printed. No more Monday meetings, no more Friday countdowns — just an eternal weekend stretching into the beautiful void. Congratulations, you've escaped the machine.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003ePerfect for:\u003c\/strong\u003e Retirees, people counting down to retirement, anyone who hates Mondays.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cul\u003e\n\u003cli\u003ePremium 5×7\" card on thick cream cardstock\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eBlank inside for existential well-wishes\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eMatching envelope included\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003c\/ul\u003e\n\u003cp class=\"brand\"\u003e\u003cem\u003eA WeirdDelights Original — Dark humor, kind heart.\u003c\/em\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003c\/div\u003e","brand":"WeirdDelights","offers":[{"title":"Default Title","offer_id":51157265482026,"sku":"WD-CARD-RETIRE","price":7.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0983\/4761\/4506\/files\/2f2da3cf-0e4c-4853-bdff-ab1d9a706c50.png?v=1771285615"},{"product_id":"everything-is-temporary-even-this-card-greeting-card","title":"Everything Is Temporary, Even This Card — Greeting Card","description":"\u003cdiv class=\"wd-product\"\u003e\n\u003ch2\u003eEverything Is Temporary, Even This Card\u003c\/h2\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eA meditation on impermanence, in card form. Nothing lasts forever — not this moment, not this card, not the awkward silence after someone reads this out loud. And somehow, that makes it all more beautiful. Or more terrifying. Hard to tell.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003ePerfect for:\u003c\/strong\u003e Philosophy majors, existential thinkers, anyone having a moment.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cul\u003e\n\u003cli\u003ePremium 5×7\" card on thick cream cardstock\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eBlank inside — fill the void\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eMatching envelope included (also temporary)\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003c\/ul\u003e\n\u003cp class=\"brand\"\u003e\u003cem\u003eA WeirdDelights Original — Dark humor, kind heart.\u003c\/em\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003c\/div\u003e","brand":"WeirdDelights","offers":[{"title":"Default Title","offer_id":51157265678634,"sku":"WD-CARD-TEMPORARY","price":7.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0983\/4761\/4506\/files\/c1953e25-5d4d-486c-9b03-9c87417c8111.png?v=1771285712"},{"product_id":"the-void-stared-back-greeting-card","title":"The Void Stared Back — Greeting Card","description":"\u003cdiv class=\"wd-product\"\u003e\n\u003ch2\u003eThe Void Stared Back and It Was Unimpressed\u003c\/h2\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eWhen you gaze into the abyss, the abyss gazes back — and apparently gives you a 3 out of 10. Even the cosmic void has standards. This card is for anyone who's stared into the darkness and found it deeply underwhelming.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003ePerfect for:\u003c\/strong\u003e Nihilists with humor, philosophy students, anyone who finds comfort in cosmic indifference.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cul\u003e\n\u003cli\u003ePremium 5×7\" card on thick cream cardstock\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eBlank inside (the void approves)\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eMatching envelope included\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003c\/ul\u003e\n\u003cp class=\"brand\"\u003e\u003cem\u003eA WeirdDelights Original — Dark humor, kind heart.\u003c\/em\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003c\/div\u003e","brand":"WeirdDelights","offers":[{"title":"Default Title","offer_id":51157265711402,"sku":"WD-CARD-VOID","price":7.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0983\/4761\/4506\/files\/937b87c5-798e-48e5-bfa6-b688efedc282.png?v=1771285727"},{"product_id":"happy-birthday-one-year-closer-greeting-card","title":"Happy Birthday! One Year Closer — Greeting Card","description":"\u003cdiv class=\"wd-product\"\u003e\n\u003ch2\u003eHappy Birthday! You're One Year Closer To... Well, You Know\u003c\/h2\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eThe most honest birthday card in existence. Because after 30, every birthday is just a checkpoint on the journey to... let's just say \"wisdom.\" Yeah. Wisdom. That's what we meant.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003ePerfect for:\u003c\/strong\u003e Birthdays after 25, people who stopped counting, anyone who appreciates brutal honesty with their cake.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cul\u003e\n\u003cli\u003ePremium 5×7\" card on thick cream cardstock\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eBlank inside for age-appropriate wisdom\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eMatching envelope included\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003c\/ul\u003e\n\u003cp class=\"brand\"\u003e\u003cem\u003eA WeirdDelights Original — Dark humor, kind heart.\u003c\/em\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003c\/div\u003e","brand":"WeirdDelights","offers":[{"title":"Default Title","offer_id":51157265776938,"sku":"WD-CARD-BIRTHDAY","price":7.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0983\/4761\/4506\/files\/84e67851-4264-4488-8716-6ecbe3a24e89.png?v=1771285824"},{"product_id":"lets-keep-in-touch-ouija-board-card-1","title":"Let's Keep In Touch! — Ouija Board Sticker","description":"\u003cdiv class=\"wd-product\"\u003e\n\u003ch2\u003eLet's Keep In Touch!\u003c\/h2\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eFor when \"I'll text you\" feels too committal and a séance feels just right. This greeting card features a beautifully illustrated Ouija board with the message \"Let's Keep In Touch!\" — because some friendships transcend the mortal plane.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003ePerfect for:\u003c\/strong\u003e Long-distance friends, goths with a sense of humor, anyone who believes in spirits (or at least spirit fingers).\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cul\u003e\n\u003cli\u003ePremium 3\" die-cut vinyl sticker\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eWaterproof and scratch-resistant\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eStick it anywhere: laptops, bottles, notebooks\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003c\/ul\u003e\n\u003cp class=\"brand\"\u003e\u003cem\u003eA WeirdDelights Original — Dark humor, kind heart.\u003c\/em\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003c\/div\u003e","brand":"WeirdDelights","offers":[{"title":"Default Title","offer_id":51157266071850,"sku":"WD-STICK-OUIJA","price":4.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0983\/4761\/4506\/files\/64bb50f0-fa7c-417f-aeae-2410cee19673.png?v=1771286002"},{"product_id":"congrats-on-your-divorce-sticker","title":"Congrats on Your Divorce! — Sticker","description":"\u003cdiv class=\"wd-product\"\u003e\n\u003ch2\u003eCongrats on Your Divorce! The First One's Always the Hardest\u003c\/h2\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eFinally, a card for the occasion Hallmark forgot. Because sometimes \"congratulations\" is absolutely the right sentiment. Freedom tastes like champagne and updated Netflix passwords.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003ePerfect for:\u003c\/strong\u003e The newly single, people celebrating their friends' liberation, divorce parties.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cul\u003e\n\u003cli\u003ePremium 3\" die-cut vinyl sticker\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eWaterproof and scratch-resistant\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eStick it anywhere: laptops, bottles, notebooks\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003c\/ul\u003e\n\u003cp class=\"brand\"\u003e\u003cem\u003eA WeirdDelights Original — Dark humor, kind heart.\u003c\/em\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003c\/div\u003e","brand":"WeirdDelights","offers":[{"title":"Default Title","offer_id":51157266202922,"sku":"WD-STICK-DIVORCE","price":4.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0983\/4761\/4506\/files\/ce5475e7-69cc-418a-a814-5d2d7bb8adb3.png?v=1771286090"},{"product_id":"sorry-for-your-loss-i-brought-casserole-sticker","title":"Sorry for Your Loss. I Brought Casserole — Sticker","description":"\u003cdiv class=\"wd-product\"\u003e\n\u003ch2\u003eSorry for Your Loss. I Brought Casserole and Dark Humor\u003c\/h2\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eBecause grief is complicated and casserole is not. This card says what your heart wants to say: \"I don't know what to do, so I cooked something.\" Sometimes the best comfort comes with a side of dark humor and a foil-covered dish.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003ePerfect for:\u003c\/strong\u003e When you want to be there but don't know what to say.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cul\u003e\n\u003cli\u003ePremium 3\" die-cut vinyl sticker\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eWaterproof and scratch-resistant\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eStick it anywhere: laptops, bottles, notebooks\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003c\/ul\u003e\n\u003cp class=\"brand\"\u003e\u003cem\u003eA WeirdDelights Original — Dark humor, kind heart.\u003c\/em\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003c\/div\u003e","brand":"WeirdDelights","offers":[{"title":"Default Title","offer_id":51157266235690,"sku":"WD-STICK-CASSEROLE","price":4.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0983\/4761\/4506\/files\/e8031eea-ef90-4b57-bc4f-c1f8d1096870.png?v=1771286147"},{"product_id":"retirement-every-day-is-saturday-sticker","title":"Retirement: Every Day is Saturday — Sticker","description":"\u003cdiv class=\"wd-product\"\u003e\n\u003ch2\u003eRetirement: Where Every Day is Saturday Until You Die\u003c\/h2\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eThe most honest retirement card ever printed. No more Monday meetings, no more Friday countdowns — just an eternal weekend stretching into the beautiful void. Congratulations, you've escaped the machine.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003ePerfect for:\u003c\/strong\u003e Retirees, people counting down to retirement, anyone who hates Mondays.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cul\u003e\n\u003cli\u003ePremium 3\" die-cut vinyl sticker\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eWaterproof and scratch-resistant\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eStick it anywhere: laptops, bottles, notebooks\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003c\/ul\u003e\n\u003cp class=\"brand\"\u003e\u003cem\u003eA WeirdDelights Original — Dark humor, kind heart.\u003c\/em\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003c\/div\u003e","brand":"WeirdDelights","offers":[{"title":"Default Title","offer_id":51157266268458,"sku":"WD-STICK-RETIRE","price":4.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0983\/4761\/4506\/files\/b5d98cc3-aac2-43eb-9bba-335b5d47be65.png?v=1771286184"},{"product_id":"everything-is-temporary-even-this-card-sticker","title":"Everything Is Temporary, Even This Card — Sticker","description":"\u003cdiv class=\"wd-product\"\u003e\n\u003ch2\u003eEverything Is Temporary, Even This Card\u003c\/h2\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eA meditation on impermanence, in card form. Nothing lasts forever — not this moment, not this card, not the awkward silence after someone reads this out loud. And somehow, that makes it all more beautiful. Or more terrifying. Hard to tell.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003ePerfect for:\u003c\/strong\u003e Philosophy majors, existential thinkers, anyone having a moment.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cul\u003e\n\u003cli\u003ePremium 3\" die-cut vinyl sticker\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eWaterproof and scratch-resistant\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eStick it anywhere: laptops, bottles, notebooks (also temporary)\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003c\/ul\u003e\n\u003cp class=\"brand\"\u003e\u003cem\u003eA WeirdDelights Original — Dark humor, kind heart.\u003c\/em\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003c\/div\u003e","brand":"WeirdDelights","offers":[{"title":"Default Title","offer_id":51157266465066,"sku":"WD-STICK-TEMPORARY","price":4.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0983\/4761\/4506\/files\/b31baf73-6234-4345-9e41-c7a5c6dd5278.png?v=1771286320"},{"product_id":"the-void-stared-back-sticker","title":"The Void Stared Back — Sticker","description":"\u003cdiv class=\"wd-product\"\u003e\n\u003ch2\u003eThe Void Stared Back and It Was Unimpressed\u003c\/h2\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eWhen you gaze into the abyss, the abyss gazes back — and apparently gives you a 3 out of 10. Even the cosmic void has standards. This card is for anyone who's stared into the darkness and found it deeply underwhelming.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003ePerfect for:\u003c\/strong\u003e Nihilists with humor, philosophy students, anyone who finds comfort in cosmic indifference.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cul\u003e\n\u003cli\u003ePremium 3\" die-cut vinyl sticker\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eWaterproof and scratch-resistant\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eStick it anywhere: laptops, bottles, notebooks\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003c\/ul\u003e\n\u003cp class=\"brand\"\u003e\u003cem\u003eA WeirdDelights Original — Dark humor, kind heart.\u003c\/em\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003c\/div\u003e","brand":"WeirdDelights","offers":[{"title":"Default Title","offer_id":51157266497834,"sku":"WD-STICK-VOID","price":4.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0983\/4761\/4506\/files\/5ff82ef2-64d7-4402-8170-b61086b6f08d.png?v=1771286338"},{"product_id":"happy-birthday-one-year-closer-sticker","title":"Happy Birthday! One Year Closer — Sticker","description":"\u003cdiv class=\"wd-product\"\u003e\n\u003ch2\u003eHappy Birthday! You're One Year Closer To... Well, You Know\u003c\/h2\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eThe most honest birthday card in existence. Because after 30, every birthday is just a checkpoint on the journey to... let's just say \"wisdom.\" Yeah. Wisdom. That's what we meant.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003ePerfect for:\u003c\/strong\u003e Birthdays after 25, people who stopped counting, anyone who appreciates brutal honesty with their cake.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cul\u003e\n\u003cli\u003ePremium 3\" die-cut vinyl sticker\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eWaterproof and scratch-resistant\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eStick it anywhere: laptops, bottles, notebooks\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003c\/ul\u003e\n\u003cp class=\"brand\"\u003e\u003cem\u003eA WeirdDelights Original — Dark humor, kind heart.\u003c\/em\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003c\/div\u003e","brand":"WeirdDelights","offers":[{"title":"Default Title","offer_id":51157266563370,"sku":"WD-STICK-BIRTHDAY","price":4.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0983\/4761\/4506\/files\/c23d9d1c-b3bc-4807-a7d8-f670d5bba1c8.png?v=1771286387"},{"product_id":"this-meeting-could-have-been-an-email-sticker","title":"This Meeting Could Have Been an Email -- Sticker","description":"\u003cdiv class=\"wd-product\"\u003e\n\u003ch2\u003eThis Meeting Could Have Been an Email\u003c\/h2\u003e\n\u003cp class=\"tagline\"\u003e\u003cem\u003eFor everyone slowly dying in Zoom calls\u003c\/em\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eA darkly relatable greeting card for anyone who's suffered through a pointless meeting. Perfect for coworkers, remote workers, and anyone who's ever wondered why they were invited. Includes tiny skull icon for maximum office angst.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp class=\"brand\"\u003eA WeirdDelights Original — Dark humor, kind heart.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003c\/div\u003e","brand":"WeirdDelights","offers":[{"title":"Default Title","offer_id":51158508962090,"sku":"WD-STCK-125","price":4.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0983\/4761\/4506\/files\/f06fccbc-e3b7-41ea-934c-82ebce09aa01.png?v=1771286661"},{"product_id":"congratulations-on-your-tiny-human-greeting-card","title":"Congratulations on Your Tiny Human -- Greeting Card","description":"\u003cdiv class=\"wd-product\"\u003e\n\u003ch2\u003eCongratulations on Your Tiny Human\u003c\/h2\u003e\n\u003cp class=\"tagline\"\u003e\u003cem\u003eWelcome to parenthood. Population: exhausted.\u003c\/em\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eA darkly hilarious take on the new parent experience. This card celebrates the absolute madness of creating an entire human while acknowledging the beautiful chaos that follows.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp class=\"brand\"\u003eA WeirdDelights Original — Dark humor, kind heart.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003c\/div\u003e","brand":"WeirdDelights","offers":[{"title":"Default Title","offer_id":51158512402730,"sku":"WD-CARD-028","price":7.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0983\/4761\/4506\/files\/3d6b7d1c-9600-42d0-9898-066e06762e40.png?v=1771288855"},{"product_id":"mercury-is-in-retrograde-and-so-am-i-greeting-card","title":"Mercury Is in Retrograde and So Am I -- Greeting Card","description":"\u003cdiv class=\"wd-product\"\u003e\n\u003ch2\u003eMercury Is in Retrograde and So Am I\u003c\/h2\u003e\n\u003cp class=\"tagline\"\u003e\u003cem\u003eThe stars made me do it. Probably.\u003c\/em\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eFor anyone who's ever used planetary alignment as a legitimate excuse for their chaos. A darkly funny card that says what we're all thinking—sometimes the universe is just as confused as we are.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp class=\"brand\"\u003eA WeirdDelights Original — Dark humor, kind heart.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003c\/div\u003e","brand":"WeirdDelights","offers":[{"title":"Default Title","offer_id":51158512468266,"sku":"WD-CARD-024","price":7.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0983\/4761\/4506\/files\/70473105-227e-4413-ae2e-c6c290defba8.png?v=1771288919"},{"product_id":"congratulations-on-your-tiny-human-sticker","title":"Congratulations on Your Tiny Human -- Sticker","description":"\u003cdiv class=\"wd-product\"\u003e\n\u003ch2\u003eCongratulations on Your Tiny Human\u003c\/h2\u003e\n\u003cp class=\"tagline\"\u003e\u003cem\u003eWelcome to parenthood. Population: exhausted.\u003c\/em\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eA darkly hilarious take on the new parent experience. This card celebrates the absolute madness of creating an entire human while acknowledging the beautiful chaos that follows.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp class=\"brand\"\u003eA WeirdDelights Original — Dark humor, kind heart.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003c\/div\u003e","brand":"WeirdDelights","offers":[{"title":"Default Title","offer_id":51158512501034,"sku":"WD-STCK-027","price":4.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0983\/4761\/4506\/files\/574e0707-8495-44b8-be59-63a9109caafc.png?v=1771323774"},{"product_id":"reply-all-was-a-choice-greeting-card","title":"Reply All Was a Choice -- Greeting Card","description":"\u003cdiv class=\"wd-product\"\u003e\n\u003ch2\u003eReply All Was a Choice\u003c\/h2\u003e\n\u003cp class=\"tagline\"\u003e\u003cem\u003eFor survivors of corporate email catastrophes\u003c\/em\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eA darkly funny card for anyone who's ever watched someone hit Reply All and watched the office burn down in real time. Perfect for commiserating with coworkers who've lived through email chaos.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp class=\"brand\"\u003eA WeirdDelights Original — Dark humor, kind heart.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003c\/div\u003e","brand":"WeirdDelights","offers":[{"title":"Default Title","offer_id":51158512533802,"sku":"WD-CARD-020","price":7.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0983\/4761\/4506\/files\/a11a4d7a-0c74-47e7-8535-77fd1344c14b.png?v=1771288950"},{"product_id":"mercury-is-in-retrograde-and-so-am-i-sticker","title":"Mercury Is in Retrograde and So Am I -- Sticker","description":"\u003cdiv class=\"wd-product\"\u003e\n\u003ch2\u003eMercury Is in Retrograde and So Am I\u003c\/h2\u003e\n\u003cp class=\"tagline\"\u003e\u003cem\u003eThe stars made me do it. Probably.\u003c\/em\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eFor anyone who's ever used planetary alignment as a legitimate excuse for their chaos. A darkly funny card that says what we're all thinking—sometimes the universe is just as confused as we are.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp class=\"brand\"\u003eA WeirdDelights Original — Dark humor, kind heart.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003c\/div\u003e","brand":"WeirdDelights","offers":[{"title":"Default Title","offer_id":51158512566570,"sku":"WD-STCK-023","price":4.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0983\/4761\/4506\/files\/d17e7932-3c3d-469c-b89b-dcdd2725277f.png?v=1771288965"},{"product_id":"reply-all-was-a-choice-sticker","title":"Reply All Was a Choice -- Sticker","description":"\u003cdiv class=\"wd-product\"\u003e\n\u003ch2\u003eReply All Was a Choice\u003c\/h2\u003e\n\u003cp class=\"tagline\"\u003e\u003cem\u003eFor survivors of corporate email catastrophes\u003c\/em\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eA darkly funny card for anyone who's ever watched someone hit Reply All and watched the office burn down in real time. Perfect for commiserating with coworkers who've lived through email chaos.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp class=\"brand\"\u003eA WeirdDelights Original — Dark humor, kind heart.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003c\/div\u003e","brand":"WeirdDelights","offers":[{"title":"Default Title","offer_id":51158512632106,"sku":"WD-STCK-019","price":4.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0983\/4761\/4506\/files\/09bf258a-93d7-4b2d-bec7-bfeb8c35a93b.png?v=1771288996"},{"product_id":"its-not-seasonal-depression-its-just-me-greeting-card","title":"It's Not Seasonal Depression, It's Just Me -- Greeting Card","description":"\u003cdiv class=\"wd-product\"\u003e\n\u003ch2\u003eIt's Not Seasonal Depression, It's Just Me\u003c\/h2\u003e\n\u003cp class=\"tagline\"\u003e\u003cem\u003eWinter: When Your Vibe Checks Itself\u003c\/em\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eA darkly hilarious greeting card for anyone who suspects their winter mood isn't a disorder—it's just who they actually are. Perfect for the self-aware cynic in your life.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp class=\"brand\"\u003eA WeirdDelights Original — Dark humor, kind heart.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003c\/div\u003e","brand":"WeirdDelights","offers":[{"title":"Default Title","offer_id":51158512763178,"sku":"WD-CARD-018","price":7.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0983\/4761\/4506\/files\/bb71a5dc-d16e-40d7-940e-45137d978250.png?v=1771323826"},{"product_id":"its-not-seasonal-depression-its-just-me-sticker","title":"It's Not Seasonal Depression, It's Just Me -- Sticker","description":"\u003cdiv class=\"wd-product\"\u003e\n\u003ch2\u003eIt's Not Seasonal Depression, It's Just Me\u003c\/h2\u003e\n\u003cp class=\"tagline\"\u003e\u003cem\u003eWinter: When Your Vibe Checks Itself\u003c\/em\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eA darkly hilarious greeting card for anyone who suspects their winter mood isn't a disorder—it's just who they actually are. Perfect for the self-aware cynic in your life.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp class=\"brand\"\u003eA WeirdDelights Original — Dark humor, kind heart.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003c\/div\u003e","brand":"WeirdDelights","offers":[{"title":"Default Title","offer_id":51158512828714,"sku":"WD-STCK-017","price":4.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0983\/4761\/4506\/files\/5d0ca0d0-36af-44b2-bf01-0499133bd78e.png?v=1771323894"},{"product_id":"your-chakras-are-aligned-your-dread-is-not-greeting-card","title":"Your chakras are aligned. Your dread is not. -- Greeting Card","description":"\u003cdiv class=\"wd-product\"\u003e\n\u003ch2\u003eYour chakras are aligned. Your dread is not.\u003c\/h2\u003e\n\u003cp class=\"tagline\"\u003e\u003cem\u003eWellness meets existential dread. We get it.\u003c\/em\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eFor the friend who's mastered downward dog but can't escape their thoughts. A darkly funny card that celebrates the beautiful contradiction of seeking inner peace while the void beckons.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp class=\"brand\"\u003eA WeirdDelights Original — Dark humor, kind heart.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003c\/div\u003e","brand":"WeirdDelights","offers":[{"title":"Default Title","offer_id":51158513090858,"sku":"WD-CARD-008","price":7.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0983\/4761\/4506\/files\/9f06d63f-5285-4a80-b552-e21eb21cdae5.png?v=1771289468"},{"product_id":"therapy-is-expensive-this-card-is-7-99-greeting-card","title":"Therapy Is Expensive. This Card Is $7.99. -- Greeting Card","description":"\u003cdiv class=\"wd-product\"\u003e\n\u003ch2\u003eTherapy Is Expensive. This Card Is $7.99.\u003c\/h2\u003e\n\u003cp class=\"tagline\"\u003e\u003cem\u003eAffordable emotional support, greeting card edition.\u003c\/em\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eA darkly funny greeting card for anyone drowning in feelings but not in disposable income. Sometimes the best emotional support comes in card form—and costs significantly less than an actual therapist's copay.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp class=\"brand\"\u003eA WeirdDelights Original — Dark humor, kind heart.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003c\/div\u003e","brand":"WeirdDelights","offers":[{"title":"Default Title","offer_id":51158513156394,"sku":"WD-CARD-004","price":7.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0983\/4761\/4506\/files\/d4ef73ec-0d5b-48bb-9c0b-121086fb3328.png?v=1771291074"},{"product_id":"your-chakras-are-aligned-your-dread-is-not-sticker","title":"Your chakras are aligned. Your dread is not. -- Sticker","description":"\u003cdiv class=\"wd-product\"\u003e\n\u003ch2\u003eYour chakras are aligned. Your dread is not.\u003c\/h2\u003e\n\u003cp class=\"tagline\"\u003e\u003cem\u003eWellness meets existential dread. We get it.\u003c\/em\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eFor the friend who's mastered downward dog but can't escape their thoughts. A darkly funny card that celebrates the beautiful contradiction of seeking inner peace while the void beckons.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp class=\"brand\"\u003eA WeirdDelights Original — Dark humor, kind heart.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003c\/div\u003e","brand":"WeirdDelights","offers":[{"title":"Default Title","offer_id":51158513189162,"sku":"WD-STCK-007","price":4.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0983\/4761\/4506\/files\/b4f580da-69cc-4f43-94df-e8bea5fdb43a.png?v=1771291130"},{"product_id":"therapy-is-expensive-this-card-is-7-99-sticker","title":"Therapy Is Expensive. This Card Is $7.99. -- Sticker","description":"\u003cdiv class=\"wd-product\"\u003e\n\u003ch2\u003eTherapy Is Expensive. This Card Is $7.99.\u003c\/h2\u003e\n\u003cp class=\"tagline\"\u003e\u003cem\u003eAffordable emotional support, greeting card edition.\u003c\/em\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eA darkly funny greeting card for anyone drowning in feelings but not in disposable income. Sometimes the best emotional support comes in card form—and costs significantly less than an actual therapist's copay.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp class=\"brand\"\u003eA WeirdDelights Original — Dark humor, kind heart.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003c\/div\u003e","brand":"WeirdDelights","offers":[{"title":"Default Title","offer_id":51158513221930,"sku":"WD-STCK-003","price":4.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0983\/4761\/4506\/files\/54a8aabc-1f23-4ceb-a496-ffd0e34782be.png?v=1771289612"}],"url":"https:\/\/weirddelights.com\/collections\/dark-delightful.oembed","provider":"WeirdDelights","version":"1.0","type":"link"}